Pondering at Three

After the massive rush that was “The Great Push,” the sperm was a little disoriented. “Was I supposed to go left? Right?” he thought as he confusedly moved along the massive tunnel. “All of those guys are going left, so maybe I should follow. But wait those guys are going right. Wait, is that a tunnel going up? Nobody ever said anything about tunnels going up” The sperm was scared and beginning to feel a little sick. He began to swim desperately. He didn’t know where he was going, but he was going to get there! He looked back to see if anyone had followed and ran smack into a large object. He turned around and saw he had unwittingly found the Great Egg! And he was the first one there! After a short celebration dance, he quickly burrowed himself into the warm innards of the Great Egg. Nine months later the baby was born. Life was never the same for the people of Luxembourg again.